I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

“Huh, isnt this the helicopter my uncles school uses for sightseeing?”

Xiao Qin heard the sound of the propeller and came running over.

I heard from Xing Xing that the principal of Qing Zi Academy (Xiao Qins uncle) had a helicopter license. There was a helipad on the roof of building #2 in Qing Zi Academy, sometimes, he would take VIPs on an aerial tour of the school.

Also, there was one year where there was a medium-sized flood in the Daning River. He flew a helicopter and cooperated with Auntie Ren to rescue an old woman trapped at the center of the river, I remember they even made it on the news.

So how did that helicopter end up in Ai Mis hands.

Ai Mi was held tightly by Peng TouSi. She held up a megaphone commonly used by directors, then shouted down at us:

“What a lame party, Im not envious of you at all. Im going to go to a better party, one thats a million times better.”

Its obvious that youre envious. I could just make out Ai Mis expression and she was envious to the point she was about to cry.

Eunuch Cao pulled out a pair of binoculars from who knows where. He looked towards Ai Mi while swallowing saliva.

“A… dolphin pattern…”

I smacked Eunuch Cao straight down to the ground.

No peeking at my sisters underwear! Also, Ai Mi should know to protect herself a bit. Since she was standing so high up in the helicopter, she shouldnt wear a skirt!

Did you not realize the updraft from the propellers lifted up your skirt?

The turbulent airflow flowing around her made her seem excited.

The boys down here all realized it already! There were six or seven of them with poorer eyesight who came to fight over the binoculars and I had to force them back with my glare.

The ones who had good eyesight, ignored the blinding sunlight and tilted their heads back to enjoy the beautiful scenery.

Damn lolicons, Im going to poke all their eyes out! So the perpetrator of the Cui Song Mountain massacre is going to be me and not Xiao Qin!

I have to praise Niu ShiLi for being more old-fashioned. He only glanced up once then he looked away.

“It seems to be a foreigner. Why is she so good at Chinese?”

“Are they filming a movie? The bodyguard looks really strong…”

“Whose thedamn manservant? Is it someone from our class?”

“Theres no way shes this beautiful. She definitely had plastic surgery, right?”

No, youre the one whos had plastic surgery. Your whole family has had plastic surgery!

The students who hadnt seen Ai Mi before had a chaotic discussion. While the class teacher, teacher Yu, for some reason, hid behind a rocky hill as if he was afraid they would shoot bullets down from the helicopter.

After Xiong YaoYue saw it was Ai Mi, she cupped her hands around her mouth and yelled: “Come down and play.”

It was so loud that it almost overshadowed the noise of the helicopter propellers.

Ai Mi covered her ears that was hurt from the vibration, then she held up the megaphone and yelled:

“Im not going, its degrading to attend a lame party. Plus, Im going back to the set to shoot a scene.”

“I was bored, thats why I bought this helicopter during break to come and laugh at you guys.”

That makes no sense. Your clearly busy, but why say youre bored? You even used your precious break time and bought Qing Zi Academys helicopter, I will never understand a rich persons world. I think Ai Mi really wants to join our party, shes so lonely by herself that shes going to cry.

The class leader has met Ai Mi numerous times. Loud Mouth and Little Smart also met Ai Mi at Gong CaiCais birthday party (they even dressed up Ai Mi like a doll), so they were more cool-headed, but just didnt know what was going on.

“What, are you going back right away?”

I yelled towards Ai Mi.

“Call me master you damn manservant.” Ai Mi replied in a bad mood. Her childish loli voice came out the megaphone and echoed throughout the mountains.

“Huh, so the manservant is Ye Lin?”

“I heard from Loud Mouth that shes Ye Lins distant cousin and has an impressive family background.”

“If shes his cousin, why does she call herself Ye Lins master?”

“Maybe Ye Lin works for her… or theyre playing some sort of perverted master-servant game…”

Whos playing a perverted master-servant game? This is a longstanding tradition between us.

But I was relieved to see Ai Mi being her usual self again.

At least calling me a damn manservant was better than her calling me brother, but then trying to have an improper physical relationship with me.

“Why dont you just say youre sick and ditch the director this afternoon and play with us for half a day.”

I suggested to Ai Mi.

“Who, who said I want to play with you guys.” Ai Mi refused to admit it, “And if I dont go, it would be troublesome with my mom.”

“So you came to see me?” I pointed to Xiao Qin, the class leader, and the others, “Why dont you greet the others before leaving.”

“Who wants to greet the violent girl and Katyusha?” Ai Mi pointed at them, “Dont get any ideas about my manservant, Im bringing him to America in the future.”

“Ah, thats helping China remove a pest….” Zhuang Ni, who woke up some time ago, said towards the helicopter.

“Sis Ai Mi~~~(≧▽≦)/~” Xiao Qin suddenly began shouting, “Its really fun up here, theres flowers, water, and fish! Also its our summer break, so were all really happy~~.”

Stop speaking, Ai Mis so angry she almost fell off the helicopter.

“You… you guys wait…” Ai Mi said with tears in the corners of her eyes before she went inside the helicopter. After a while, she came back out with Obama.

Obama was a foolish Husky who had a parachute strapped to its back. It didnt know what his owner was going to do and still had his tongue hanging out due to the summer heat.

“Even if I cant attend… no, even if its beneath me to attend, I cant let you guys enjoy it alone.”

“A lame party like this is only worthy of being attended by my dog. Damn manservant, make sure to take good care of my dog.”

Before she finished speaking, she kicked Obamas butt and sent him flying off the helicopter.

“Woof woof wooof woooooof….”

Obama wailed out and the class leader covered her mouth. She was afraid the Husky wouldnt be able to open its parachute and turn into ketchup when it hits the ground.

It turns out Obamas parachute was remote controlled. I only saw Peng TouSi press a button in his hand, before the rainbow-colored fabric of the main parachute and the secondary parachute deploy one after another. After a momentary period of free fall, it let Obama slowly and leisurely land towards the ground.

“A dog parachuting, how fun.”

The students pointed out as they witnessed a Western scene.

The class leader breathed a sigh of relief.

“Master, you hit me too hard, your disciples head…”

Eunuch Cao wobbled up from the ground.

Obamas butt coincidentally landed right onto Eunuch Caos head and sent him back down to the ground.

He didnt move for a while. It wasnt until Xiao Qin curiouly poked him with a wooden stick that Eunuch Cao slowly awoke.

“So the dog was Ai Mis?”

The class leader walked over.

She once failed at petting Obama by the bicycle racks, but later succeeded with my help, so I bet she still remembers this Husky.

“Damn manservant, dont let Katyusha get near my dog.” Ai Mi yelled from the helicopter, “Im going to hold you at fault if anything happens to Obama! If Katyusha kills Obama, then you will be my replacement dog!”

Why would the class leader, who loves dogs and cats, kill your dog? Is it not enough to have your brother to be your servant, you even want me to be your dog?

“Is your name Obama?” The class leader walked over slowly, afraid she would scare him.

Although the class leader had a hunters aura which often made small dogs and cats retreat, Obama might be too dumb, so it was the same as last time and he wasnt particularly fearful of the class leader.

And Obama was currently clad in a parachute while stepping on Eunuch Cao and looking quite impressive.

However, when Obama saw the class leader didnt have any food in her hands, he immediately turned his head away in disgust and ignored her.

The class leader had a “I was wrong” expression and went to the grills to get a skewer grilled lamb. She shredded the lamb on to a napkin, then carefully brought it back and offered it to Obama to eat.

“Dont eat it, theres poison.” Ai Mi warned, “Damn manservant, hurry up and send Katyusha flying with a kick.”

“Why does she call the class leader Katyusha? Is it another nickname aside from the Justice Devil?” Someone said quietly.

“But it sounds cool and it suits the class leader.”

Although its master warned Obama to be careful of poison, Obama still showed no modesty and ate all the lamb brought by the class leader. After eating it, he stuck out his tongue with his front paws and had an expression like he wanted more.

“You traitor! Ill take care of you after I get back.”

Ai Mi was furious, but in order to not to delay the afternoon performance, she had to order 004 to return. As the helicopter turned into a small black spot in the distance, the top of the Cui Song Mountain was quiet once more.

After the sound of the propellers disappeared, it was replaced by the sound of laughter as people ran over to play with the dog.

Teacher Yu also walked out from behind the rocks and put on an act like he accidentally fell asleep.

“Yawn~~~ I was so sleepy earlier. Huh, how come theres a dog here?”

Why are you pretending when you saw everything earlier? Even Obama is staring at you with contempt.