My Girlfriend is the Cutest in the World

! What are you waiting for? Hurry up, don’t you have a bike? Go get a back seat and install it!

    He reread what she said.

    It seemed….
not unreasonable, ah.

    ***

    [Thread] #To all the girls who are obsessed with Su Lin! Click on this! Watch this video! You will regret it! #

    1L [owner]:

    2L [owner]: Sisters, I have reasonable doubt that Su Shuai is really fucking looking for it this time TAT….

    Click on the video.

    A girl’s voice came through, “Damn, that person in front of me seems to be Senior Su! No, no, I have to record it, fuck.
After two years in college, this is my first time seeing the real-life Su Lin.
Fuck, I’m so excited….”

    It was about five minutes of her talking about her excitement.

    In the video, it showed the back view of a guy in black, tall and lean.
His haircut was also very cool.
He seemed to notice the activity and slightly inclined his head-

    “Ahhhhhhhhhh that’s him! Look at that side profile! Fuck! So handsome ahhhh….”

    The girl recording the video was obviously very excited.
The camera was shaking desperately.
Only the first frame was fixed on the side of Su Lin’s face.

    “Now….
hm? I just found out that Su Shuai’s carrying a really big black bag in his hand.
Now he’s going into the bikeshed… hm? Bikeshed3?” The girl’s camera began to shake as she followed from some distance behind him, “…… I’ll wait here and see what he’s going to do.
If he rides away, I’ll record a handsome back to post on the forum hahahahaha….
“

    After this, the camera had been continuously pointed in the bikeshed’s direction.
The video suddenly began to fast-forward, and at the same time, a sentence appeared on the screen: [This old woman actually waited for a full thirty minutes].

    After the line of words disappeared, the speed of the video turned back to normal.
Now, the sky had darkened a little bit, and they could see Su Lin walking out of the bikeshed.

    “My feet are numb from squatting.
Alright, I just had the fucking heart to watch Su Shuai in the dark bikeshed for thirty minutes! What was he doing!”

    The camera wobbled as the person filming moved.
After entering, the girl whispered, “I know Su Shuai’s bike.
He always rode it freshman year.
You guys, for half an hour, what was he doing to his bik-“

    The camera suddenly fixed in one place and did not move.

    On the low-key, cool, black mountain bike, attached to the rear axle was a new, still somewhat reflective, pink seat.

    Four lines of text appeared on the screen.

    [A pink bike seat4.]

    [At first glance, it’s for a girl.]

    [Su Lin personally installed this for half an hour.]

    [Do you get it!!!]

   ….

    An hour after the video was posted, the forum exploded.

    # What’s the meaning of this, Senior Su? #

    # Su Lin is in love???? Seeking knowledgeable people for science!!!! #

    # Su Shuai’s pink car seat….? His image collapsed?! # 

    # [pink memories] – The one we’ve been chasing for years has a master now, Su Lin QAQ #

The author has something to say.

Young Master Su: ? I have a master???

Young Master Su: They said I have a master, you do what you want with that.
@DeerOO

#DeceptiveAmusementPark: I’ll definitely be back (Wolfy sound effect5)

1 Idiom meaning that when a person is doing everything morally, they are not worried about the consequences.
Basically, Qin Fang is not afraid because he hasn’t done anything wrong.

2 Spring in Chinese refers to romance but in novels, I think it usually is used in context where um, intimate things are happening.

3 Like this 

4 In this instance, the characters used could also mean the empress’s throne…

5 It’s this Wolf from this Chinese cartoon I used to watch in the reception room after my ballet lesson!!! You can search this 灰太狼音效 up on Google and listen to it.
I believe that’s what it’s referring to.