My Girlfriend is the Cutest in the World

 When Su Lin woke up, there was no awareness of anything, except for the feeling that there was an intense throbbing in his head.

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    He obviously wore earplugs to sleep, but his ears had been buzzing.

    His headache was so bad that he wanted to go back to sleep.

    But also because it hurt too much to go back to sleep, he took off his eye mask and earplugs and opened his eyes.

    Why the fuck did it hurt so much right now—

    Ah.

    He remembered.
The dinner party.

    There were a dozen or nearly twenty people, both men and women, all of whom had performed on stage at the orientation party.
At first, everyone felt that they were not very familiar with him, and no one guided the conversation in his direction.

    Later, several groups of people took turns drinking with Qin Fang.
Sweet-and-naive Qin refused no one and soon began to talk nonsense.
At one point, he leaned against him to yell, “Why do you look down on Laozi, Laozi eats chicken dishes! And I’m handsome!” 

    “……”

    In short, more or less wasted.

    Su Lin then helped him drink a round.

    When he drank, he didn’t show it on his face, and his eyes were clear and sober.
From as far back as high school, no one could see whether he was intoxicated or not.
Usually, a bit of carelessness made it easy to overdrink.

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    The point being, whether or not he was drunk, he himself did not know.

    Also, it was especially easy to get blackout drunk.

    What happened after, then…

    Su Lin slowly sat up.
With one hand on the quilt, the other hand was firmly pressing on his temples.

    Some images poured into his head, but he was lost, unable to seize them.
For the life of him, he could not piece together the complete picture.

    At this time, a painful moan came from the side, “Oh, fuck… Laozi didn’t get beat up with a concussion, right…”

    “……”

    Su Lin looked at the bed across from him.

    Qin Fang flopped like a dead fish, holding his head in both hands.

    “Where did I take a taxi to last night?”

    Qin Fang seemed to be brain-dead, taking practically half a day to respond: “I don’t fucking know either…”

    He paused and said, “After getting drunk, don’t people usually make a few drunk calls? Won’t you know after taking a look at your calling history? I’ll look at mine.
Laozi fucking—”

    His words came to an abrupt stop.

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    Su Lin had just opened the phone app.
Not yet loaded, he looked at Qin Fang: “What’s wrong?”

    Qin Fang sat up with a start, and his already not-small eyes grew even bigger: “Laozi! Fucking called Wang Yihan twenty times!!!”

    Su Lin: “……” Really stupid.

    Although Su Lin’s head still hurt, he, very ungenerously, snickered.

    Then he withdrew his eyes and looked down at his call log.

    His pupils abruptly shrank.

    [137xxxxxxxx-Lu Yuanyuan] [13]

    Thirteen.

    Thirteen.
Calls.

    Su Lin: “………”

    His headache was getting worse.

    He ran his fingers through his hair, closed his eyes, and desperately tried to recall exactly what he had said to her on the phone.

    It seemed he first hailed a taxi and went to her house.

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    Then called to tell her to come down.

    Then… then… he seemed to, say something he shouldn’t have said.

    After about two minutes, the last memory image finally resurfaced.
He seemed to see himself sitting on a bench, and the atmosphere was just right, with her in his arms.

    Then he whispered those five words in her ear.

    If not.
Call.
Me.
Dad.

    “………………”

    That was fucking brilliant.

    What kind of stupid words were those???

    Before he could get over the shock, Qin Fang let out another wail.

    He turned his head and met the other party’s… very complicated expression.

    Surprised, like he had eaten shit, but excitement also showed through in his eyes.

    “Lin ge.” All of the sudden, Qin Fang got out of bed, his pace a little unsteady, but still made it across the room in two steps to his bedside, his hand gripping the rail of Su Lin’s top bunk.

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    “Lin ge,” Qin Fang called out again, his voice shaking, “I fucking confessed to Wang Yihan last night.”

    “……”

    “You know it, right.
It was just my internal-“

    Su Lin cut him off, “I know.” After a pause, he added: “You can stop talking.”

    Qin Fang acted as if he had not heard: “I… I am now, taken.”

    “………”

    “I, Qin Fang!!! Am taken ahhhhh!!!”

    After howling, he seemed to be injected with chicken blood, and immediately rushed into the bathroom and began to shower.

    Su Lin: “………”

    Su Lin’s heart was now filled with a barrage of expletives.

    Qin Fang got drunk, went to confess to someone, and succeeded.

    And he got drunk.

    And actually, fucking went to a certain someone’s house and had the little girl call him dad.

   … Was his brain shit?