Pure love ✕ Insult Complex

d at Mitama.

Leader Red;

『 With that said, you have to apologize to us.
Let’s see, from now on, when you’re on your show, wear something less revealing.
Oh right, put on some padded kimono or something 』

『 Also, don’t bring your Katana 』

『 Also, while at it, you have to shave your head as your apology to us!

The three said something selfish.

『 I’ll tell you beforehand, our leader is really the former president of the Ladies 』

『 You too subleader, you’re a judo black belt, weren’t you? 』

『 And I’m also a professional Mahjong player who won a few tournaments! 』

R-Right…

Mitama…

『 Hmm, overlapping character.
I see 』

She’s thinking something.

『 Meaning, Eri and Rie, your relationship is basically an overlapping character? 』

『 No, Mitama-san, we’re twins.
』

『 We have the same face and physique, but Eri-chan and I are different from each other 』

『 Right, Rie-chan 』

『 That’s right.
I’m much more graceful than Eri-chan 』

『 Huh? I wonder about that.
I feel like I’m much more of a woman than Rie-chan 』

『 That’s where you’re wrong.
I’m the better woman 』

『 We’ll ask Onii-san when we get back home…we need to know which one is much more womanly 』

『 Sure, we’ll let Onii-san pick 』

I’m the one deciding now?

『 If these twins don’t have overlapping characters, then… 』

Mitama looked at the three talents.

『 I guess this is just a false accusation then 』

The talents;

『 W-What?! Are you trying to call us false accusation?! 』

『 Wrong, we’re teaching you the common sense of show business! 』

『 You girls came out later than us, and so it’s your fault.
Naturally, you apologize to us! 』

At that moment, Mitama took out her katana.

Then.

『 Eeeii!! Toooaaaa!! Iyaaaa!! 』

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She slices the wooden sword the three of them are holding right in half.

『 W-What? 』

『 Eeeeeh?! 』

『 That was real?! 』

Seeing the sparkle of the blade, the talents sank into the floor.

『 What part of me resembles you again? 』

Mitama glared at the talents.

『 How dare you equate your soft and flabby bodies to me, a model of Anjou arts! Thus I will punish you three!!! 』

Mitama points the edge of her blade to the three talents.

『 Hieeeeeeeee!!! Help me!! 』

『 I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I’m sorry! 』

『 Hey, that’s dangerous! You’re going to hurt us! 』

Seeing the three panic, Eri;

『 Mitama-san, that’s enough 』

She stopped Mitama.

『 These girls probably came over to bully us out of someone’s orders anyway 』

Rie?

『 Isn’t that right? The guy peeking from the dressing room? 』

Kinuka’s camera looks at the dressing room corridor.

Oh, yeah, someone’s peeking from the door that’s slightly opened.

『 Mitama-san, put your sword back if not, they can’t come out 』

『 They seem to be shy people 』

Rie and Eri looked at the dressing room and smirked.

『 I see 』

Mitama puts back her sword to the sheath.

Then.

Giii…

Two tall men show up from behind the dressing room door.

I’ve seen them before.
They’re two of the famous male idols.

Though you call them idols, they’re actually past their thirties.

They’ve been popular for fifteen years that they’re regulars in end-of-year festivals.
They’re also active in drama and movies.

『 Oh my, that’s a lot of fuss in the corridor.
Didn’t they teach you in elementary not to make noise in the hallways?

The short-haired among the two said with a thin smile.

『 Hm, what are you girls doing? 』

The long-haired one speaks with contempt.

Both of them came out after noticing the noise in the corridor.

And that they don’t care about Mitama and the women talent’s exchange earlier…or so they act.

◇　◇　◇

『 Hey, hey, this is bad 』

Snatch, who’s watching the video on the screen, unable to move because of Kinuka’s “Kagenui,” muttered.

『 Those girls belong to Youth Production, you can pass it off as a comedy act, but… 』

『 Right…involving Ken and Gin is definitely bad 』

Francie, the gay columnist, who sits next to Yukino, said.

『 Yeah, Ken and Gin’s office is managed by the Yakuza after all 』

Yukino said seemingly fun.

『 Hey, Yukino-chan! 』

『 Hey, we’re broadcasting live you know, Yukino!! 』

Francie and Snatch tried to stop her, but…

『 What? Didn’t you two tell me that? That Death Star Pro’s upper brass are the Yakuza, and so their talents are always troublesome 』

『 Don’t reveal that on a nationwide broadcast! 』

Snatch shouted, but…

『 What? I knew that even when I was just an ordinary student you know.
They’re famous over the internet.
I’m talking about that case of a talent who tried to make a move on “Death Pro” a long time ago but got killed and buried in the mountains 』

『 That’s why I told you not to reveal it! 』

Francie tries to cover Yukino’s mouth.

『 Too late 』

『 Yeah, too late 』

Eri and Rie said from the side of the monitor.

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『 Mitama-chan and I already got rid of them 』

『 That’s right, it’s already settled off 』

The twins smiled.

Mitama holds her katana without making any face.

『 W-What did you do girls? 』

Snatch asked, the twins;

『 Well, you’ll understand when we continue the video 』

『 Okay, let’s continue! 』

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『 U-Uhm, Ken-san, Gin-san 』

The leader Red spoke to the two idols that appeared from the dressing room.

『 Shut up, don’t look this way! They’ll think that we’re friends! 』

The short-haired man said.

『 But, uhm, sorry 』

『 Sorry 』

『 We’re sorry 』

The girls bowed their heads to Kentogin saying that.

That’s why it’s clear that it’s them who sent to harass Mitama and the twins.

『 Dammit! You girls sure are useless 』

『 That’s enough, go back to the dressing room 』

『 I don’t want to see your faces again today 』

Ken and Gin said, spitting out.

『 No, but, our shift isn’t over yet 』

The leader said, but…

『 I’m already telling you that it’s enough 』

The long-haired one said.

『 It’s not like you girls are regulars, so don’t show up for a week 』

『 B-But, Ken-san 』

『 If you don’t like that, then don’t show up ever again 』

『 We can ban you not just from our shows but all of the shows connected to “death pro” 』

『 Do you want it to be just yourselves, or do you want to involve your whole office? 』

The men said, the girls trembled.

『 Please spare us from that 』

『 It’ll trouble everyone in the office 』

『 Spare us! 』

The female talents fell prostrate on the floor.

『 Then hurry up and go back to the dressing room!! 』

『 Don’t show yourselves until we tell you!! 』

『 Y-Yes! I understand! Right away!! 』

The girls dashed into the dressing room and closed it up.

『 Who are these people? 』

Mitama looked at the men and asked the twins.

『 Hey now, do you not know us? 』

『 Are you even Japanese? Or were you living in the Borneo jungle until last week? 』

I don’t know why Borneo, but…

These men look down on Mitama and said.

『 The long-haired guy is Kouhata Ginjirou.
The other one is Kurose Ken.
The two of them are a unit called Ken & Gin 』

Eri said.

『 Unit? 』

『 Oh, it means their job is to sing, dance, appear in drama, or host some variety shows with the two of them 』

Rie explained.

『 I see.
So that means these two are also entertainers 』

Mitama looked at the two idols.

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