The Principle of a Philosopher by Eternal Fool “Asley”

own belly.
I have not even the slightest idea why he would be doing that.

And why is Lylia grabbing my mantle like this, though? It’s like she’s treating me like a pet, with the reins in her hands and stuff.

I do appreciate how she’s not pulling on it, at least, but why even grab it in the first place if she wasn’t going to pull? Uh, excuse me, Lylia? Why do you look so scary? You’ll end up with wrinkles around those beautiful eyes of yours, you know.

 

“Hehehe, now, this way!”

“Yeah, yeah, hurry up!”

 

With me pulled along by the two happy girls to my sides, we left the Adventurers’ Guild.
Lylia followed right behind us, exerting tremendous pressure on me.
I wonder if this pressure will get to the two others as well, and if they’ll be able to handle it.

Pochi came along, too, walking to the right in front of me… and giggling as she flapped her mouth.
Is she telling me to lip-read? Hmm, let’s see here…

 

[“Girls are stronger than you think, sir.”]

 

Well, true, all these girls around me ARE strong.
Hell, the lady holding my ‘reins’ behind me is probably the strongest person among our whole group, period.
Pochi herself is no slouch, either.

Why’d she do that, though? Why go through all that trouble to make me lip-read when a simple Telepathic Call would have sufficed?

Nope, I don’t get it.

We walked on — not out the city gates, but in the direction of the city’s central district.

Eventually, we entered a district full of mansions, each contained in its own plot of land. 

It’s impressive how oppressive the atmosphere here is, considering we’re at an open crossroads.
Could this be another characteristic of the T’oued culture?

 

“This way, Sir Asley.”

 

Whenever Haruhana turned to me, a certain fragrance tickled my nose, making me feel weak.

Am I the only one who’s weak against this kind of perfume that girls seem to like? Or, maybe, the only smell I’m immune to is Pochi’s stink of the great outdoors.

No no, I CAN’T be the only one weak to this.
All men have to be, too.
Ngh… I’d like to write that down in my book, but both my hands are restrained right now.
If I pass the Drynium Rod in my right hand to Pochi, maybe I’ll get a chance to write — but then Haruhana will probably grab my hand instead of my arm.

Mana and Haruhana, noticing the troubled look on my face, asked me,

 

“Hmm? What’s wrong, Asley?”

“Is something the matter?”

 

And then there’s Lylia…

 

“Keep walking.”

 

…Totally treating me like livestock.

In a corner of my eye, I see Pochi rolling around on the ground, laughing.
Ugh, for some reason, she’s making me feel extra annoyed today.
And why am I unable to say anything despite being surrounded by girls like this? Usually, I’d be able to talk to them just fine, like back at the Guild…!

 

“Ah, no, it’s nothing.”

“Oh, I know that’s not true.”

“That’s right.
You only make that face when you’re having a problem, you know.”

“Yeah, what they said.
Well?”

 

Looks like Lylia didn’t have anything to say herself, since the two others had already covered everything.
That’s what the look on her face suggests.

Still, I’ve noticed that she’s become more laid-back these days.
Back when we fought Lucifer, she probably never would have talked like this.
I’ve been told that she’d been sealed in that Crystal a few decades after that, so she must’ve mellowed down during that gap.

 

“T-thanks for… worrying.
But I’m really all right — I can take care of myself.”

“Oh really? Well, you better tell us when you’re actually in trouble, yeah?”

“We’ll always be ready to help!”

“All right, keep walking…”

 

What does Lylia actually want from me, getting all aggressive like that? Well, anyway, it’s a great feeling, knowing that I have friends who care about me.
Unlike that so-called Heavenly Beast rolling around on the ground over there. 

And so we kept walking, eventually reaching a particularly large mansion on an edge of the central district.
It’s not tall, but certainly WIDE.
This is yet another difference in culture, I suppose.

 

“Oh, you’re finally here.”

 

And then Reid came out to welcome us.

 

“Huh? What are you doing here, Reid?”

 

Come to think of it, I never saw him back at the Adventurers’ Guild.

 

“What’re you talking about? C’mon, get inside — everyone else’s already in there, you know.”

 

I took off my boots and followed Reid inside.
After a short walk, we entered a spacious hall, and I finally understood exactly what Reid had meant earlier.

Everyone — all the members of Team Silver from back at the Adventurers’ Guild — are already sitting here.

 

“…Huh?”

“What, so you never caught on? I asked Haruhana and Mana to take you on a detour — you know, because I wanted to surprise you.”

 

Reid rubbed his nose with his index finger.

A surprise, huh? With what, exactly?

Blazer proceeded to stand up and look at me.

 

“Welcome, Asley.
How do you like our new house?”