There’s No Divorce For You

Chapter 1

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Translated by Tam

 

“I swear to God, there’s no divorce.”

 

I looked at the two men and women tangled and said with a laugh.
One of them was Count Icarus, whose face I knew because he was married to this body’s owner.

 

They looked at me and didn’t move, as if their bodies had hardened.

 

I rolled my eyes and looked at them once.
The woman, covering only important areas with a blanket, had a face that was unfamiliar and familiar at the same time. 

 

One of the clothes that fell under the bed was given to the maids in the mansion.
So, the person the Count dragged onto the bed must be the maid of this mansion. 

 

I shouldn’t have opened the door right away.
I regretted entering my room, the Countess’ room. 

 

It was because not only had I witnessed men and women roll around on the white sheets that I had replaced a few days ago, but I also heard the conversation between them, who were engrossed in their love affair. 

 

“You are like the Countess.” 

 

“Then can I use this room too?” 

 

“Of course.
Isn’t this room too virtuous to be used by a lewd wife?” 

 

“I love it! I’ll have to make a few changes to make it more to my taste!” 

 

I knew exactly what the wives did when they saw their husbands cheating.
They had to get angry and throw things or grab one of them by the hair, just like people do in TV shows, movies, and sometimes stories.

 

But I didn’t.

 

“Come down from my bed.” 

 

I said while turning the corners of my mouth up.
The two pairs of eyes facing me were trembling relentlessly. 

 

I was going to order them to leave, but even the maids found it hard to watch them act like that.
No, they probably already knew, so I didn’t need to confirm it again.

 

I spit at them as if I were giving them an order.

 

“Right now.”

 

If it were another place, I would close the door and go back, but this room was the Countess’s room, and the bed they were rolling on belonged to the Countess.

 

Now that I am the Countess, it was mine, at least for now. 

 

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I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t angry.
Because of the butler’s carelessness, the sheet I had just changed was now dirty with other people’s body fluids.
And this made me very angry. 

 

The butler usually managed the room key, and it was common to lock the door when going out for a long time.
That’s because the room was a completely private space.
In particular, the Count was not allowed to touch the Countess’ private bedroom key whenever he wanted. 

 

I couldn’t just close the door here and go back.

 

‘I’m already having a hard time going out!’

 

But rather than shouting and swearing, I just wanted to stretch my legs and rest. 

 

Of course, not in the room where the Count and his mistress were rolling around.
I thought about kicking them out first and resting in another room. 

 

However, the words they were talking about kept ringing in my ears.
Why does he change other people’s rooms as he pleases? At first, I had no intention of getting a divorce.
Because in a world other than the one I used to live in, changing the environment at once without a single source of trust was like a gamble.

 

I sighed as I saw them stay still.
The Count’s mistress was covered with a blanket and didn’t move. 

 

‘I’m sure it’ll be embarrassing.’

 

I stood behind them and gave the restless maid orders without taking my eyes off of them.

 

“The Count seems to be unable to move, so call the servants.”

 

“Y, yes?” 

 

“Hurry.” 

 

Fortunately, she started going down the stairs quickly when I beckoned. 

 

I turned to the door, thinking she would leave if she didn’t want to be humiliated. 

 

I should go to the other room and drink tea.
After seeing something I shouldn’t have, I was mentally and physically tired. 

 

“M, madam!” 

 

The Count’s mistress raised her voice and called me.
However, I didn’t look back.
I was tired.

 

*****

 

When I first possessed this body, I thought I was crazy.
It was because when I opened my eyes, I was in a strange place and was being closely watched by a woman.

 

“Madam, are you okay? All of a sudden, you said you felt dizzy, but you didn’t open your eyes when I called.”

 

What do you mean Madam? It was the first time I had heard it.
However, there was no time to be puzzled by the uncommon term.

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I couldn’t stop thinking about the place I saw for the first time, the face I saw for the first time, and the glamorous clothes I had only seen in plays.

 

“Where is this—” 

 

“We are in the carriage.
Madam.”

 

What do you mean by a carriage? I hadn’t ridden a carriage since I went on a school trip to an amusement park when I was in elementary school. 

 

For a moment, I thought I was out of my mind.
Then, to get out of this crazy situation as soon as possible, I gripped my head and pretended to be in pain. 

 

“Ah, my head—” 

 

“Madam! What do we do, Dale, go back to the mansion!” 

 

As the carriage quickly returned to the mansion, I desperately tried to understand the situation.

 

To do that, I slapped my cheek several times.
This is an ambulance, not a carriage, and the woman next to me is a paramedic, not a maid.

 

It was natural.
Who in the world could possibly think that they have suddenly become a different person?

 

But in the end, the carriage was a carriage, and the woman shouting at the horseman next to me was a maid. 

 

Only after a month did I finally